Oh Jerry, Where Art Thou? - Apparently You've Been Getting After It!!
Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has been making the front page of all of the most reputable newspapers today (yes, the NY Post is semi-reputable, well at least when it comes to this line of journalism). It seems Good Ol' Jer has been getting cozy with some very young ladies who don't appear to be Mrs. Jones…at least not from this angle
The story gets majority funkier as it comes to light that the photo collection sent to the press was accompanied by a lengthy document written by a "Cowboys and Dallas Mavericks groupie" by the name of Frank Hoover. He claims to be a savior sent by God to rescue Jerry Jones from his "ways" and that he should give his billions to the poor and live amongst the impoverished….blah, bleh, blah, blah…we have seen this happen all too much lately. I think every celebrity gets a stalker at some point in their careers. BUT the one is kinda funny in that it is in tandem with these awesome JJ photos. The women in the pics look really into whatever they were doing/planning to do. Not like you could say Jerry got photo bombed.
Well hey, on the bright side the Cowboys have been 8-8 since G Dubs was Prez and it doesn't look like this year is going to be any different…well maybe this time around Jerry will be lambasted for his womanizing as opposed to that whole Tony Romo-Jessica Simpson thing from a few years back. Seriously, Tony needs someone else to take the heat for underachieving for once! It's not all his fault. Well, maybe that one time…with the failed hold for that punt…and the late game INTs…but whatever, good luck Jerry - you're a billionaire this type of thing always works out for you guys. It's fine…I guess…not really, but good luck nonetheless.
Happy Watching!!
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